Apparently, one of my hoses just completely FELL OFF and drained the washer onto the floor instead of into the drain. So now, I must babysit my washer and do a pre-operational diagnostic check before each use.
Good news: I have a washer. Nothing is damaged.
Bad news: I used 5 freshly washed towels to soak up the swimming pool.
Best news: 2 days off.
Bright side: I have time to deal with this mess because I don't have to be at work. Also, now the bathroom floor is clean!!